Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.
When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you see that statue of the nакеd man back there?"
The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! My gosh the реnis on it was so large!"
Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...Yeah, and cold, too!"