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Български Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. Ein Trompeter beim Arzt Español Русский Le vieux père Jules, un brave paysan, n'a pas consulté de médecin depuis son mariage. Arrivé à 80 ans, sa santé se dégrade et les douleurs l'envahissent. Comme il devient sourd, sa femme... Italiano Ένας μισόκουφος γέρος Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski En gammal halvdöv pensionär går in för sin årliga fysiska undersökning i sällskap med sin hustru. Läkaren kommer in i undersökningsrummet och säger: - Jag behöver ett urinprov, ett avföringsprov,... Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.
The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urinе sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample."
The old man says, "What?"
So the doctor says it again.
Once again the old man says, "what?"
So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINЕ SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"
With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

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Geriatric Medicine Medical Samples Ein Trompeter beim Arzt Ένας μισόκουφος γέρος Ett äldre par kommer in på sjukhuset och får träffa doktorn. Denne säger till mannen: - Du får lämna urinprov, avföringsprov och blodprov. Mannen stirrar på doktorn och säger: - Va sa du???... Le vieux père Jules, un brave paysan, n'a pas consulté de médecin depuis son mariage. Arrivé à 80 ans, sa santé se dégrade et les douleurs l'envahissent. Comme il devient sourd, sa femme... En gammal halvdöv pensionär går in för sin årliga fysiska undersökning i sällskap med sin hustru. Läkaren kommer in i undersökningsrummet och säger: - Jag behöver ett urinprov, ett avföringsprov,... A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a...
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