Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party. "My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied the second woman. "Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman. The second responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.
"My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied the second woman.
"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman.
The second responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."