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Two plus two is four
Minus one, that’s three, quick maths
Every day, man’s on the block
Smoke trees (Ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (You man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda)
He’s got the pumpy (Big ting)
Hold tight, my man (My guy)
He’s got the frisbee (Few)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone
Movin’ that cornflakes (Uh)
Rice Krispies
Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G)
On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ 10 toes
Like my toes (Like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin’)
If she ain’t on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam)
You donut
Nose long like garden hose
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