Two racehorses are in the stable. One says to the other, “You know, before that last race-”
“The one that you won?” asks the other horse.
“Yeah; before that last race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.”
The other horse says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won.”
A dog walking by says, “You idiots; you’re being doped. Your owners inject you with a drug to make you run faster!”
One horse turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talking dog!”