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Two skydivers, Harold and Lester, jumped out of the plane and were having a conversation on the way down.
Lester:
"I was in a hurry this morning, and I can't remember if I asked you to pack my chute for me."
Harold:
"I've been pretty forgetful myself. I'm lucky I remembered to pack mine."
Lester:
"Wait a minute. You mean I forget to ask you to pack my chute for me?"
Harold:
"No, silly. You didn't forget to ask me to pack your chute. I'm the one who actually forgot to pack your chute!"
Lester:
"Phew! Thank goodness, for a minute there I thought I was losing my mind!"
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