Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them.
The first guy thinks his wife is sсrеwing a plumber because he found a тооl belt under his bed.
The second guy thinks his wife is sсrеwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.
The third guy says, "That's nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe my wife is sсrеwing a horse."