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Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

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You’re so fат astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

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Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

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I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

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If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

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doin ya mom oh yeah oh yeah doin doin ya mom

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keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

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Uranus is a gassy planet

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Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now"
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff"
Doctor: “Neither do I. My thermometer just broke”

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Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

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Uranus is huge

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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What planets do Astronauts like to рее on?
Uranus!

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the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

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A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus

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Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

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