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Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
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Авион Македонски Angela und Beckstein kentern
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives?
America, America survives!
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Моля
Please vote for Whitney Houston
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Когато ме изберат Кога ќе ме изберат Cuando me elijan Когда меня выберут Wenn ich gewählt werde Quand je serai élu Όταν εκλεγώ Quando sarò eletto Seçildiğimde vejetaryen olacağım. Коли мене оберуть Quando for eleito Kiedy zostanę wybrany När jag blir vald Wanneer ik gekozen word Når jeg bliver valgt Når jeg blir valgt Kun minut valitaan Amikor megválasztanak Când voi fi ales Až budu zvolen Kai būsiu išrinktas Kad mani ievēlēs Kad me izaberu
When I get elected, I will become a vegetarian.
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Пряка демокрация – без посредници Директна демократија – без посредници Así es como se ve la verdadera democracia directa Прямая демократия – без посредников So sieht echte direkte Demokratie aus Voilà à quoi ressemble la véritable démocratie directe Έτσι μοιάζει η αληθινή άμεση δημοκρατία Ecco come appare la vera democrazia diretta Doğrudan demokrasi – aracı olmadan Пряма демократія – без посередників É assim que se parece a verdadeira democracia direta Demokracja bezpośrednia – bez pośredników Direkt demokrati – utan mellanhänder Directe democratie – zonder tussenpersonen Så er der snart Kommunalvalg igen Direkte demokrati – uten mellomledd Suora demokratia – ilman välikäsiä Közvetlen demokrácia – közvetítők nélkül Democrație directă – fără intermediari Přímá demokracie – bez prostředníků Tiesioginė demokratija – be tarpininkų Tiešā demokrātija – bez starpniekiem Direktna demokracija – bez posrednika
This is what real direct democracy looks like
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I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
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Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
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I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…
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During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunк at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
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He only won the election because of rigging
82 milion votes my ass
Ask me for proof
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Who are voting for this election I’m voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!
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