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Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives?
America, America survives!

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Please vote for Whitney Houston

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Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den

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I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

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During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunк at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

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He only won the election because of rigging
82 milion votes my ass
Ask me for proof

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Who are voting for this election I’m voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!

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