Warning! (This is racist. Anti-racists DO NOT READ) There was two boys. One was black, another was white. The black boy asked the white boy, "Is God white or black?" The white boy says, "Let's find out." So the white boy asks God, "God, are you black or white?" God says, "I am what I am." After the talk the white boy says, "See? Told you." "How do you know he's white." "Because, if God were black he would have said, "I iz what I iz."
Warning!
(This is racist. Anti-racists DO NOT READ)
There was two boys. One was black, another was white. The black boy asked the white boy, "Is God white or black?" The white boy says,
"Let's find out." So the white boy asks God, "God, are you black or white?" God says,
"I am what I am." After the talk the white boy says,
"See? Told you."
"How do you know he's white."
"Because, if God were black he would have said,
"I iz what I iz."