Was on the phone to the wife the other day. “Babe, I can’t get up the stairs to the bathroom. There’s a massive spider sitting on the step. Can you please come home from the pub and get rid of it?”...

Was on the phone to the wife the other day. “Ваве, I can’t get up the stairs to the bathroom. There’s a massive spider sitting on the step. Can you please come home from the pub and get rid of it?”
“For fuск sake grow a pair and do it yourself Dave!” She said.

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