What do you call 143 white guys chasing after one black guy?
The PGA Tour
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persistent fowl play!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
She had a pumpkin for a coach!
Why did a outfielder take a piece of rope onto the field?
He was the skipper!
How did the football pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!
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