What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sеx and rest of the people are thinking about food? ….
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A Wedding ……
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A woman without curves is like a pair of Jeans without pockets; ….
You don’t know where to put your hands!
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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what’s in my hand I will let you have it. ….
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!