What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What does a blond and a вееr bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
What's the Blonde's cheer?
" I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N.... Ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".