What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A jet setter! What do dogs have that no other animal has? Puppy dogs! Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? Because he was short and...

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A jet setter!
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppy dogs!
Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
In the mush room!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino!
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
When the door is open!
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

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