What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement? A whine cellar. What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Your honor. What do you call a judge gone bad? Senator. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. When lawyers die, why don't vultures them? Even a vulture has taste. What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 10? A lawyer. What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor.
What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Your honor.
What do you call a judge gone bad?
Senator.
Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
When lawyers die, why don't vultures them?
Even a vulture has taste.
What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 10?
A lawyer.
What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
Your honor.