More вееr.
More cheese. More sеx. Vitamin fortified cigars. Public вееr fountains. Kitty catapults. All day happy hour at a lеsвiаn Ноотеrs. Wet T-shirt Fridays. Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors. Rocket boots. Machine gun camp. NASA space shuttle races. Sledgehammer boxing. Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete arguments. Congressional pie fights. Government research grants to build the perfect chicken parmesan hero. More вееr. More cheese. More sеx. Tomahawk missile surf boards. Hot tub jury boxes. Nacho cheese lipstick. Personal мidgет-ninja chauffeurs. New TV shows: PBS' The BBQ Hour, Total Kung-Fu Live, and America's Funniest Farts. 24-hour, on call UN negotiator for when you stumble home late, drunк, with lipstick stains on your collar. More вееr. More cheese. More sеx. Condoms that whistle, whir, and honk when used. Inflatable sеx dolls who cook. Beef jerky business cards. Combination briefcase/pizza oven. National Make-Out with Cheerleaders Day. Art museums dedicated to framing copy-machine faxes of аssеs. Robot gloves for crushing kegs of вееr. Karaoke "ejector" stages. Opera glasses that broadcast ESPN. The Astronaut Reserves. Роrnо without all the "talking" filler. Head ваnging elevated to "fine art". All money spent on women tax deductible! Free BBQ buffet at the DMV. Passports to Margaritaville. The ability to telepathically force anyone to belch on the spot. One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card.
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