What Not to Say to a Policeman:
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my вееr.
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.
- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.
- The question is - do YOU know why you pulled me over?
- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.
- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.
- It wasn't my fault - when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.
- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?
- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!
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