‘What you do for a riving, then?’, he said. ‘What do I do for a living, you mean?’ ‘Yes..’ ‘I’m a comedian’, I replied. ‘Go on then, change colour’, he chuckled. ‘No! I’m not a fuскing chameleon, I’m a comedian’ ‘Oh right, tell me joke then. Make me raff’, he said. Just then in the kitchen, I noticed his wok was on fire with my meal in it. ‘Wok! Wok!’, I shouted. ‘Who’s dare..’, he said. Fuck this, I thought. I’m off to the Indian.
‘What you do for a riving, then?’, he said.
‘What do I do for a living, you mean?’
‘Yes..’
‘I’m a comedian’, I replied.
‘Go on then, change colour’, he chuckled.
‘No! I’m not a fuскing chameleon, I’m a comedian’
‘Oh right, tell me joke then. Make me raff’, he said.
Just then in the kitchen, I noticed his wok was on fire with my meal in it.
‘Wok! Wok!’, I shouted.
‘Who’s dare..’, he said.
Fuck this, I thought.
I’m off to the Indian.