When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said,<br />"When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"
When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said,
"When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"