When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground? Because deep down, they're really nice guys. If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first? Who cares? How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road? The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk. What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the definition of mixed emotions? Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari. How many lawyers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb? One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
Who cares?
How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
How many lawyers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.