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When I got home I found a...
When I got home I found a note from my wife saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her mates and that she had left me some dinner that just needed reheating. As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door рissеd out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sеx right there. After some foreplay I fcuked her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating.
“Wow, you’ve never lasted that long before” she said with a giggle. “Have you been practicing?”
As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sеx god, there was a sudden ‘PING’ from the microwave and my dinner was ready.
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“Wow, you’ve never lasted that long before” she said with a giggle. “Have you been practicing?”
As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sеx god, there was a sudden ‘PING’ from the microwave and my dinner was ready.