When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Sexual Harrassment Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what... Jeden Tag kommt Herr Müller sehr nahe an seine Kollegin heran, wenn diese an der Kaffeemaschine steht. Er atmet tief ein und sagt: "Fräulein Inge, ihr Haar duftet so wunderbar!" Nach vier Tagen...