Whenever i get pulled over, i do my very best to get away with what i did. Last time i got pulled over; Cop: You know why i stopped you?? I looked at him with a straight face and said; Me: CUZ IM...

Whenever i get pulled over, i do my very best to get away with what i did. Last time i got pulled over;
Cop: You know why i stopped you??
I looked at him with a straight face and said;
Me: CUZ IM BLACK!! (even though im not black)
The cop was wide-eyed after i said that.
Me: Haha hеll yea. Wasup playa??
The cop turned on his flashlight and looked at me.
Cop: get the hеll outta here sтuрid!!
I drove off happy to know i didnt get a ticket.

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