While driving on the main highway through town, a man strummed a guitar he held in his lap. A policeman pulled him over, got out of the police car, and walked over to the driver. … … “Do you know you’re a menace to the safety of hundreds of people?” the cop asked. … … “No,” the driver said. “How does it go? Hum a few bars and I’ll fake it.”
While driving on the main highway through town, a man strummed a guitar he held in his lap. A policeman pulled him over, got out of the police car, and walked over to the driver. …
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“Do you know you’re a menace to the safety of hundreds of people?” the cop asked. …
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“No,” the driver said. “How does it go? Hum a few bars and I’ll fake it.”