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Мајка и син A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael... Klein Evi geht zu der Mutter und fragt: "Du Mami, ist Gott schwarz oder weiss?" Sagt die Mutter: "Gott ist schwarz und weiss!" Am nächsten Tag geht klein Evi wieder zu der Mutter und fragt: "Ist... - Pappa, er Gud mann eller kvinne, spurte guttungen. - Begge deler. - Er han svart eller hvit? - Begge deler. Gutten tenkte seg om før han spør: - Er det Michael Jackson? Joãozinho pergunta à seu pai: — Pai, Deus é branco ou negro? O pai responde: — Ele é os 2, filho. — Ele é homem ou mulher? — Ele é os 2, filho. — Pai, Deus gosta de crianças? — Gosta filho, claro... Pikku-Kalle kysyi äidiltään: Onko Jumala mies vai nainen? Jumala on molemmat, vastasi äiti. Onko Jumala musta vai valkoinen? Jumala on molemmat, vastasi äiti hetken mietittyään. Onko Jumala homo... En lille dreng spørger sin far... - Far, er Gud en mand eller en kvinde? - Begge dele min dreng. - Far, er Gud sort eller hvid? - Begge dele min søn, begge dele. - Far, er Michael Jackson Gud?
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both, son, God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both, son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes, son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and asks, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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Мајка и син A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael... Klein Evi geht zu der Mutter und fragt: "Du Mami, ist Gott schwarz oder weiss?" Sagt die Mutter: "Gott ist schwarz und weiss!" Am nächsten Tag geht klein Evi wieder zu der Mutter und fragt: "Ist... - Pappa, er Gud mann eller kvinne, spurte guttungen. - Begge deler. - Er han svart eller hvit? - Begge deler. Gutten tenkte seg om før han spør: - Er det Michael Jackson? Joãozinho pergunta à seu pai: — Pai, Deus é branco ou negro? O pai responde: — Ele é os 2, filho. — Ele é homem ou mulher? — Ele é os 2, filho. — Pai, Deus gosta de crianças? — Gosta filho, claro... Pikku-Kalle kysyi äidiltään: Onko Jumala mies vai nainen? Jumala on molemmat, vastasi äiti. Onko Jumala musta vai valkoinen? Jumala on molemmat, vastasi äiti hetken mietittyään. Onko Jumala homo... En lille dreng spørger sin far... - Far, er Gud en mand eller en kvinde? - Begge dele min dreng. - Far, er Gud sort eller hvid? - Begge dele min søn, begge dele. - Far, er Michael Jackson Gud?
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