Who Knocked Up My Bear?
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. ''I've never been better!'' he boasted. ''I've got an 18 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?'' The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, ''Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.'' The doctor continued, ''So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?'' the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, ''No, what?'' The doctor continued, ''The bear dropped dead in front of him.'' ''That's impossible!'' exclaimed the old man. ''Someone else must of shot the bear.'' ''That's kind of what I'm getting at,'' replied the doctor.
Дедото што се оженил со 18 годишна девојка Αποκλείεται Един старец отива на лекар. След като се оженил за млада жена 96-годишен дядка се жени за млада красавица. C'est un vieil homme de 80 ans qui va chez le docteur pour un examen annuel. - Докторе Один 80-летний старик пришел к врачу на медосмотр. Ein Achtzigjähriger erzählt A 90-year-old man said to his doctor Un 80enne va dal dottore per sottoporsi al solito controllo annuale e quando gli viene chiesto come si sente 85 yaşından da bir adam doğum hanenin kapısında beklemektedir. Doğumhaneden çıkan doktor şöyle bir bakındıktan sonra yaşlı adama sorar: Doktor- “içeride doğum yapan bayan yakınınız mı?” Adam- “Evet Een oude man van 98 jaar gaat naar zijn huisarts voor zijn jaarlijkse onderzoek. De arts vraagt hoe hij zich voelt. "Ik heb me nog nooit zo goed gevoeld. Mijn vriendin is 18 jaar en verwacht een... En gamling på 98 år gjorde sin årliga läkarundersökning. Läkaren frågade hur han kände sig: - Jag har aldrig mått bättre! Min fästmö är 18 år och är gravid och väntar mitt barn. Sååå... vad säger... Un homme de 80 ans se rend chez le docteur pour son examen annuel. Le docteur lui demande comment il se sent. "- Je ne me suis jamais senti aussi bien. Ma fiancée de 18 ans vient de tomber... Um homem de 85 anos estava em seu check-up anual e o médico pergunta como ele esta se sentindo. — Eu nunca me senti tão bem Egy idős bácsi ellenőrző vizsgálatra megy az orvosához. Az orvos kérdezi tőle Un anciano de 90 años llega al médico para su chequeo de rutina. El doctor le pregunta: ¿ Cómo se siente? ¡ Nunca estuve mejor! Egy 85 éves bácsi dicsekszik az orvosának En gammel mand på 90 var ved lægen En gammel mand på 90 var ved lægen 98-letni staruszek przychodzi do lekarza na badania kontrolne. Lekarz pyta go o Samopoczucie Sr. João de 80 anos vai ao médico fazer o chekup. — O Dr. pergunta com vai sr. João. — Estou muito bem Dr. Veja só minha mulher é jovem tem 25 anos e estha esperando um filho meu. Poderia estha... O velho de 90 anos vai ao médico fazer os exames de rotina quando o médico lhe pergunta: — Como o senhor está se sentindo? O velho diz: — Meu filho