Who the hell is ‘Larry’??? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and, Linda , his wife says,’where the hell have u been?’ Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.’ Linda frowning:...

Who the hеll is ‘Larry’??? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and,
Linda , his wife says,’where the hеll have u been?’
Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.’
Linda frowning: ‘A tattoo? what kind of tattoo did u get?’
Larry: ‘I got a Hundred dollar bill on my private’.
Linda shaking her head in disgust: ‘what the hеll are you thinking? why on earth woud an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his private?’
Larry: ‘Well one, I like to watch my money grow. Two- once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, u can stay right here at home and вlоw a hundred bucks anytime you want.’

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