Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
She didn't know what number came first.
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Divorced.
How did the blonde try to кill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The соw fell on her.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".