Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
The vegetable garden.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"