Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.” Husband : “How about the ones like mine?” Wife : “Those they gave...

Wife :
“I dreamt they were auctioning off diскs. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.” Husband :
“How about the ones like mine?” Wife :
“Those they gave away.” Husband :
“I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off c*nts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.” Wife :
“And how much for the ones like mine?” Husband :
“That’s where they held the auction.”

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