Wife: There’s a nice-looking lady at the window table. Husband: She’s a ‘professional’. Wife: How can you be so sure? Husband: C’mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels. Wife: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you think I look like ‘One’? Husband: There’s no way I can get out of this conversation alive, is there?
Wife: There’s a nice-looking lady at the window table.
Husband: She’s a ‘professional’.
Wife: How can you be so sure?
Husband: C’mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.
Wife: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you think I look like ‘One’?
Husband: There’s no way I can get out of this conversation alive, is there?