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Скъпи! Виждал ли си някога смачкани $50 000? Ehefrau fragt ihren Mann: Със съблазнителен глас D'une voix séduisante - Har du någonsin sett hur man bäst skrynklar ihop en tjuga? frågade kvinnan sin man. - Nej
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sеxy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up вrа, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sеxy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer раnтiеs... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing quicker with anticipation.
"Now," as she dropped her раnтiеs "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
He said "No!, trying to hide his arousal.
She said ...... "Check the garage."
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Скъпи! Виждал ли си някога смачкани $50 000? Ehefrau fragt ihren Mann: Със съблазнителен глас D'une voix séduisante - Har du någonsin sett hur man bäst skrynklar ihop en tjuga? frågade kvinnan sin man. - Nej
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