With today's rapid advance in technology, we thought it important to bring to our readers' attention some new engineering conversions: <br /> <br />2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton <br /> <br />1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope <br /> <br />Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond <br /> <br />Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong <br /> <br />365.25 days of drinking low-calorie вееr: 1 lite-year <br /> <br />Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon <br /> <br />Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line. (think about it for a moment) <br /> <br />1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz <br /> <br />Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower <br /> <br />453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake <br /> <br />1 million microphones: 1 megaphone <br /> <br />10 cards: 1 decacards <br /> <br />1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen <br /> <br />2 monograms: 1 diagram <br /> <br />8 nickels: 2 paradigms <br /> <br />2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbird
With today's rapid advance in technology, we thought it important to bring to our readers' attention some new engineering conversions:
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie вееr: 1 lite-year
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line. (think about it for a moment)
1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
10 cards: 1 decacards
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
2 monograms: 1 diagram
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbird