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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!

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Yo mama so fат when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

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Yo mama is so fат when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.

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Yo Mama so sтuрid she put a peephole in a glass door!

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Yo Mama so fат when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.

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Yo mama is so fат whenever I want to make sеx I would request her to fаrт in order to find the address of her аss.

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Yo mama's so fат, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!

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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

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Yo mama so sтuрid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.

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Your mama so fат Thanos had to snap twice.

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Yo momma so sтuрid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo mama's so sтuрid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

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