You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U. K. newspaper:
Free yorkshire terrier.
8 years old.
Hateful little ваsтаrd.
Bites!
Free puppies.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.
Free puppies.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Cows, calves: never bred.
Also 1 gаy bull for sale.
Joining nudist colony!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
Wedding dress for sale .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie..
**** And the WINNER is… ****
For sale by owner.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -
“If women are so вlооdy perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sеx at the same time?”
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