You know you’re American when: You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country. You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection. You are proud of living in a ‘land of the free’ which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth. You worry that 21 is be too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem. You spend more on defense than education or health. Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke.
You know you’re American when:
You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.
You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.
You are proud of living in a ‘land of the free’ which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.
You worry that 21 is be too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.
You spend more on defense than education or health.
Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke.