Your browser does not support the audio element. A guy comes home from a doctor’s office and tells his wife he’s got hemorrhoids. “You’ll have to give me massages, wife.” “Oh dear. How?” “Wait, I’ll show you how the doctor did it. Here, put your right hand on my right shoulder, your left hand on my left… Hang on, what the heck has he been massaging me with???!!!”
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A guy comes home from a doctor’s office and tells his wife he’s got hemorrhoids.
“You’ll have to give me massages, wife.”
“Oh dear. How?”
“Wait, I’ll show you how the doctor did it. Here, put your right hand on my right shoulder, your left hand on my left… Hang on, what the heck has he been massaging me with???!!!”