Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first вuм, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?'' ''Неll no,'' Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. ''Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?'' ''I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants,'' Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, ''I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!'' ''I didn't.'' Jeff said. ''They're your pants.''
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first вuм, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell.
He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?'' ''Неll no,'' Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. ''Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?'' ''I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants,'' Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, ''I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!'' ''I didn't.'' Jeff said. ''They're your pants.''