A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee.
He ran over and stomped it.
"Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped on it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy eating his toast plain with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped on it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"
Двама отишли в командировка, единия бил по-отворен и поръчал kуpbи за двамата.
На другата сутрин втория казал:
- Леле, тая беше толкова cekcи, толкова красива, слаба ... а жената ... мани, не става, а довечера ще иска cekc Първия му казал:
- Като я почнеш довечера затвори очи и мисли за тази от снощи и ще си тигър. На следващия ден се виждат и първия пита как е минало, а втория отговорил:
- Пребих жената.
- Е що бе?
- Как що, затворих очи, почнах я, по едно време ги отварям и гледам и жената затворила очи ...