While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely ваnging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of воовs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
Навремето, двама приятели били приети да следват. Единият - в Университета, другият - във военно училище.
След известно време, първият написал писмо на своя авер:
"Тук - в студентското общежитие е пълно с яки мацки. Направо се скъсвам от cеkc! Обаче, имам един голям проблем. Много зле съм с храната! Вечер, преди да заспя, гледам - на стената пълзи паяк. Ама, паяк - яде ли се?"
Курсантът на свой ред написал писмо:
"Тук, в стола на военното училище е пълно с яка храна! Направо се скъсвам от ядене!
Обаче, имам един голям проблем! Много зле съм със cekca! Вечер, преди да заспя, гледам - на стената пълзи паяк. Ама, паяк - eбe ли се?"
