40 Scousers arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter consults with God and says to them, “We’ve only got room for 12 of you so you’ll have to decide amongst yourselves who comes into the house of the lord.” 5 minutes later St. Peter says to God, “I don’t believe it, they’ve gone!” God says, “What, all 40 of them?” St. Peter says, “No, the gates!”
40 Scousers arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter consults with God and says to them, “We’ve only got room for 12 of you so you’ll have to decide amongst yourselves who comes into the house of the lord.”
5 minutes later St. Peter says to God, “I don’t believe it, they’ve gone!”
God says, “What, all 40 of them?”
St. Peter says, “No, the gates!”