Der Himmel ist total überfüllt. Petrus und der Chef einigen sich darauf Klingelt’s an der Himmelstür. Petrus geht hin und öffnet: „Tut mir leid - A trecut ceva vreme de cand am aflat ca nevasta-mea are o relatie extraconjugala... asa ca intr-o zi am decis sa merg acasa intr-un moment neprevazut si Szent Péternél egyszerre három ember jelentkezik felvételre. Péter úgy gondolja Er komt een man bij de hemelpoort en zegt god: "Je mag er alleen in als je een goed verhaal hebt. "Nou" Deux hommes meurent et arrivent au Paradis. - De quoi êtes-vous morts ? leur demande Saint Pierre. - De joie
Three guys are at the gates of Heaven, and God tells them, "We have a special today! If you died a terrible death, you're in for free." So God asks the first guy his story. "I was a hard working man and a loving husband, but I began to suspect that my wife was cheating on me. One day, I called in sick to work and left for home to hide and closely watch my apartment. I saw a man go in, and I decided to wait a few minutes to catch them in the act. Then, I started ваnging on my door. They wouldn't open it, so I broke down the door and walked in to see my wife sitting nакеd, but the man wasn't in sight. I went to the balcony, where I saw a nакеd man hanging on the edge. I began to stomp on his hands until he fell down, but there were bushes, so I got my fridge and tossed it on him. In the process of tossing the fridge, I also fell over and died." God replies,
"Wow, that's pretty bad, finding out your wife cheated and falling off your balcony. You pass." The second guy says, "God, my only сriме was that I enjoyed dancing nакеd in my apartment while eating pickles out of the jar. I was doing just that one day, when I slipped on a pickle and fell over my balcony. Luckily, I was able to grab on to the ledge below mine. After a few minutes, a man came and I thought he was going to rescue me, but he began to stomp on my hands. I fell, but luckily, I fell into the bushes. I thought I had survived, but that man threw a fridge at me and I died!" God replies,
"Wow, that's very cruel, being crushed to death." The third man says,
"I died nакеd in a fridge."
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