A bear walks into a bar and orders a вееr.
The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve beers to bears in this bar."
The bear bangs on the bar. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve beers to bears in this bar, especially not bears who ваng on bars."
The bear grabs a passing barmaid and bashes her. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve вееr to bears in this bar, especially not bears that ваng on bars and bash barmaids."
The bear bellows at the other barman to bring him a вееr. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve вееr to bears, especially bears that ваng on bars, bash barmaids and bellow at barmen."
In exasperation the bear bites the bar. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve bears that are on drugs."
"On drugs?" the bear says. The barman says,
"Yes. I saw that bar-bit-u-ate."
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