A big army Colonel and a big Major ran into the arguments in the army Bar.
The Colonel says sеx is 90% work and only 10% pleasure. The Major argues the opposite: The sеx is 90% pleasure and 10% work.
They can’t agree and before they pull their guns on each other and shoot they found a lower ranked soldier doing janitorial cleaning around.
They summoned him and asked his opinion. The soldiers asked permission to speak freely. The big guns assured him he would go free.
He told them loudly, “Well, you ваsтаrds if you really want to know what I think then I’d say it’s all 100%pleasure and nothing but pleasure. If there was any work in it, you stinkers would have me doing it for you!”