A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head. … … Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!” … … “I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his аrsе.”
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head. …
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Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!” …
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“I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his аrsе.”