A blond and a brunette were walking past a flower shop. The brunette looked inside and said, "Oh shit! He's in there!" "Who's in there?", the blond asked. "My boyfriend.", came the reply. "Well,...

A blond and a brunette were walking past a flower shop. The brunette looked inside and said,
"Oh shiт! He's in there!"
"Who's in there?", the blond asked. "My boyfriend.", came the reply. "Well, what's he doing?" the blond inquired. "He's buying flowers." answered the brunette. "What's the matter with you, ... Don't you like to get flowers?"
"Of course I do, but therein lies the problem."
"What problem?" the blond asked innocently. "For the next three days, I'll be laying on my back, with my feet in the air!" the brunette explained. After the blond thought about what her friend had just said, she offered, "What's the matter, don't you have a vase?"

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