A boy and a girl are driving through the countryside one evening and suddenly the car stops. “Oh Dear” days the boy sarcastically, “we’ve run out of petrol, I’m just going for a pee behind the car”...

A boy and a girl are driving through the countryside one evening and suddenly the car stops.
“Oh Dear” days the boy sarcastically, “we’ve run out of petrol, I’m just going for a рее behind the car”
Fearing that this is a plan to get her in the back seat, the girl gets out and walks round to the petrol cap, she smells it to see if there’s any petrol, but she can’t smell anything so she lights a match to have a look. ВАNG!!
They’re both blown into the bushes, “Oh No!” she screams, “You’d better find my handbag, its got my purse in it”.
“Fсuк your purse!” shouts the boy, “You’d better find my hand, its got my рriск in it!”

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