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A bus carrying nuns crashes...
A bus carrying nuns crashes over a cliff , all are killed!
They all line up at the pearly gates and ST peter stands there with his book.
He calls the first nun up and says "Have you ever touched a реnis" ,she replies
"I only ever touched one with my index finger."
He says "Well give one hеll mary and dip your finger in the holly water and go throught the gates."
He calls the second nun and says "have you ever touched a реnis."
She replies "I did touch one once with my left hand."
He says "well give three hеll marys dip your hand in the holly water and go through the gate."
Next thing a nuns comes running through all the othere nuns knocking this over and pushing all the othere nuns out of the way.
ST Peter says "What's all the hurry?"
The nun replies "Well I would like to gargle before sister mary dips her аrsе in the holly water."
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They all line up at the pearly gates and ST peter stands there with his book.
He calls the first nun up and says "Have you ever touched a реnis" ,she replies
"I only ever touched one with my index finger."
He says "Well give one hеll mary and dip your finger in the holly water and go throught the gates."
He calls the second nun and says "have you ever touched a реnis."
She replies "I did touch one once with my left hand."
He says "well give three hеll marys dip your hand in the holly water and go through the gate."
Next thing a nuns comes running through all the othere nuns knocking this over and pushing all the othere nuns out of the way.
ST Peter says "What's all the hurry?"
The nun replies "Well I would like to gargle before sister mary dips her аrsе in the holly water."