A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding Anniversary when the wife says:
‘Darling, as this is such a special Occasion I think that it is time I made a confession……
Before we were married I Was a hоокеr for eight years..’
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and Says, ‘my love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years!
And I cannot Hold your past against you..
Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our Sеx life a bit..?’
She said, ‘Darling I don’t think you understood me correctly, I played rugby for Australia…
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